There is finger meat in both of the burgers, they are from the same batch of meat, you bought two of them and gave the other one to a homeless person because you are nice. You only figure this out if you choose ring burger. The ring looks to be ~$4000. The eggs will hatch in your skin, and there is a 70% chance of this.
> CHOOSE BURGER WITH RING
> SELL RING
> DON’T TELL HOBO HE ATE FINGER FOOD SO AS NOT TO SPARK CANNIBALISTIC TENDENCIES
> GO HOME AND VOMIT, WIPE MOUTH WITH $100 NOTES